Tuesday, December 5, 2006

The Worst: #3

Terribletim: "Nitrous"
Rock Category




Please, please, please tell me this is a joke. I can't even get halfway through this video, it's so bad. At least this guy has guaranteed himself lots of hits with the tags he's used...


Xelya: "Legend of the Future"
Pop Category




Three ways you know your music video is going to bomb:
1. 80% of the time, having a story intro to your video basically sends it into the fiery chasm of music video hell.
2. 90% of the time, having a science fiction theme is subjecting your video to endless ridicule.
3. 100% of the time, using a techno song sung by a woman with the voice of a man will make people want to plug their ears in horror.


B.YONEST: "B.YONEST Promo Video"
Urban Category




Once again, I have no problems with the music here. B.YONEST seems like a talented rapper. The problem with this video, though, is that he isn't rapping in it. He's just talking about how good he is. One tip: shut the hell up and show us what you've got.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I understand that you don't like my Nitrous Oxide song. But could you not at least include the audio so that your 75 viewers can make up thier own mind.
Terribletim

Anonymous said...

I understand that you don't like my Nitrous Oxide song. But could you not at least include the audio so that your 75 viewers can make up thier own mind.
Terribletim